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Listen to yourself, Bob.
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You follow her to work.
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You eavesdrop on her calls.
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You open her email.
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The moment you start
do these things
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the relationship has ended.
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Thank you for calling.
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Roz, I think we do
Time for one more time.
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Yes, Dr. Crane.
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In line four, we have
Russell from Kirkland.
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Hello, Russell.
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane.
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I'm listening.
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Oh, I'm feeling fine
about, you know, being depressed lately.
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My life isn't going anywhere.
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It's not that bad.
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It's just an old apartment
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old job...
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Russell, we're almost there
at the end of our hour.
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Let me see if I can
cut to the chase
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by using myself as an example.
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Six months ago, me
lived in Boston.
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My wife left me,
that was very painful.
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Then she turned around
me, that was painful.
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Above all
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My workouts have become stagnant
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and my society
Life includes...
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ah, around
a bar night after night.
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You see, I was
cling to life
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that doesn't work anymore
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and I know I have to do it
something... anything...
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So I ended the marriage once
and all, please pack my things
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and move back here to
My hometown of Seattle.
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Go, Seahawks!
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I took action, Russell,
and you can too.
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Move, change, do something.
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If it was a mistake,
do something else
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Will you do it, Russell?
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Will you do that?
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Russell?
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I think we lost him.
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No, we cut accordingly
news 30 seconds ago
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For crying out loud!
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I finally got naked
the soul of all of Seattle
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and they are listening
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toChopper Dave's
Summary of rush hours.
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Well, the rest of the
the show was quite good.
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It was a great show, wasn't it?
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This. Your brother called.
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Roz, in our trade
Call it avoidance.
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Let me know what you think.
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Have I ever told you anything
What does this little button do?
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I am not part of Lalique.
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I can handle criticism.
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How am I today?
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Let's see.
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You have removed two ads
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You left a total of 28
dead air seconds
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you were scrambling
station call letter
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you spilled yogurt
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on the control panel and
you keep mentioning Jerry
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with identity
crisis like Jeff.
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You said my brother called?
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Um-hmm.
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So I told
gardener, "Yoshi
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"I don't want a Zen
The garden is in my backyard.
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"If I want to scratch
gravel every ten minutes
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"to maintain my inner harmony
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I will move to Yokohama.”
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This offended him, so he started
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pulled up Maris's precious object
camellia a few
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Well, I can't stand that
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so I marched right away
into the room in the morning
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and lock the door
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until he cools down.
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Tell me you would have
handle it differently. Frasier.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Niles.
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I didn't realize you would
stop talking.
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You haven't heard a word I said.
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Oh, Niles, you are
a psychiatrist.
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You know how it is
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listen to everyone
babbling non-stop
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about their mundane lives.
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Touch. And on that subject,
I listened to your show today.
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And?
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You know what I think
about public psychiatry.
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Yes, I know what you do
think about everything.
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When was the last time you
Have an unexpressed thought?
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I have one now.
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Are you ready?
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Two supremos lattes.
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No, thank you.
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Frasier, how are you?
do you do it yourself?
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I'm fine.
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I love my new life.
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I love loneliness.
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I miss Frederick like that
The Dickens family, of course.
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He's quite a boy.
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He is playing goalkeeper on
peewee football team now.
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Destroy the old block.
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You hate sports.
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So does he.
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Fresh air is good for him.
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This was
It was fun, Frasier, but...
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we have a problem
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and that's why me
think we should talk.
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Is that dad?
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So afraid. one
of his old friends
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from the police force
called this morning.
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He went to see him and
found him on the bathroom floor.
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Oh my God.
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It's OK. He's fine.
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What... his hips too?
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Frasier, I don't think he is
can live alone anymore.
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What can we do?
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Oh, I know this won't happen
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become anyone's favorite solution
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But I took my freedom
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check out a few
nursing home for him.
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Niles, a house? Him
still a young man.
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Yes, you are sure
can't take care of him.
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You just received it
your new life together.
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Absolute. Oh, also,
We were never gay.
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Of course I can't
take care of him.
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Yes, yes, of course,
of course. Why?
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Because Dad doesn't
get along with Maris.
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Who does it?
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I thought you liked my Maris.
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I know.
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I like her from afar.
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You know, the road
you like the sun.
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Maris is like the sun...
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except there was no warmth.
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Okay, we agree
about what to do with dad.
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"Golden Acres... Us
care so there's no need to do that."
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Does it say that?
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Yes
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it could be good.
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Okay, I'll make it up
spare bedroom.
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You're a good son, Frasier.
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Oh my God, is that true?
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Two cafe supremos.
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Is there anything to eat?
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Are not. Looks like I have
lost my appetite.
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I'll have a big one
piece of cheesecake.
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(playing classical music)
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(the doorbell rings)
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Hello!
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We finally did it.
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Ah, dad, dad...
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Welcome to your new home.
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You look great.
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Don't BS me.
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I don't look great.
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I spent Monday on
bathroom floor.
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You can still see
scratches on my face.
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Gives you some ideas
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about the car trip.
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Yes, we are here.
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Rest assured, the
The refrigerator is in stock
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with your favorites
beer... Ballantine...
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And we have a lot
of hot links and coleslaw.
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And I just rented a Charles
The Bronson movie is for the latter.
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Let's cut
Welcome speech to Camp-Crane.
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We all know why I'm here.
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Your old man can't
left alone for ten minutes
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without falling on your butt,
and Frasier is stuck with me.
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Right?
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Are not. Are not.
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I want you here.
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It will give us a chance
to get acquainted again.
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That implies that we were
knew each other at one point.
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( giggle)
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Yes...
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listen, why don't I
Get dad's stuff
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into his new bachelor pad
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So you two are scoundrels
Maybe planning some high jinks?
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I think his wife
is driving him crazy.
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Yes, we are the Crane boys...
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definitely know how to marry them.
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Let me get you a beer, Dad.
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So what do you think about
Am I done with this place?
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Every item here is
carefully selected...
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This lamp is from Corbu,
Eames chair
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and this couch
is an exact copy
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by Coco Chanel
already in her Paris atelier.
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Nothing matches.
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It is a decorative style.
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It's called "eclectic."
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Well, the theory behind it is
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if you really have
beautiful furniture
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it doesn't matter if they
Coincidence...they will go together.
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It's your money.
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(the doorbell rings)
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Dad, what are you doing?
Think about that perspective?
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That's the Space Needle there.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Born and raised here,
I will never know.
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Delivery to Martin Crane.
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Oh, here.
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Passing by.
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Sorry. Excuse me
Me. Wait a minute.
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Where do you want it?
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Where's the TV?
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It's in that locker.
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Let's point to that thing.
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What about this chair?
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Chair? This. Allowed
I'll get out of your way.
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Niles, Niles! Be
Be careful with that.
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It's Wassily!
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Dad, I love you as much as you do
Surely this section is for you
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I just don't think it
Go with anything here.
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I know.
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It's eclectic.
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Niles... Niles, will
Can you help me out here?
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You will have to run one
extension cord here
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so I can plug it in
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vibration part.
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Yes, yes. That will
Be the one who reaches the top.
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Well, now you two
I'm settled in, I have to run.
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I'm late
Dysfunctional family workshop.
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Dad, are you there?
Have you mentioned Eddie yet?
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Eddie?
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Ta-ta.
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Oh, no, dad, no, not Eddie.
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But he is my best friend.
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Get me a beer, will you?
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But he's weird.
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Makes me shiver.
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All he did was stare at me.
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Oh, it's just your imagination.
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No, dad, no. I'm sorry, but
I'm putting my foot down.
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Eddie won't move here.
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S, there you are.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Just as I was about to leave,
Dad decided to cook lunch
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by the bright light of
small kitchen fire.
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Oh, Niles
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last week with dad...
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It was a living hell.
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When I was there, I felt like
My territory is being violated.
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When I don't, I worry
about what he's doing.
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Look at me. I'm a nervous wreck.
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I have to
something to calm down.
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Double espresso, please.
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Niles, you're not there yet
promotional materials from...
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Are those motels?
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Of course there is.
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Don't forget, Maris is
five years older than me.
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But are you really
Do you think that is necessary?
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I'm afraid I know.
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I don't have my life anymore.
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The third night, I gave up
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my movie tickets...
Fourth, it's a symphony.
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That reminds me.
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Not what you intended
Opera on Friday?
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Correct. This.
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Thank.
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Niles, you don't
Let's say there's a chance
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that you and Maris could...
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Funny you should mention that.
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Maris and I were
Just discussing this.
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We feel like we should do more
to share responsibility.
264
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,150
What do you mean you're going to take him in?
265
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,519
Oh God, no.
266
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:31,055
But we will be willing
267
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,325
to help you pay
a home care worker.
268
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,559
What?
269
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,572
You know. someone
Who cooks and cleans?
270
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:38,529
and can help dad
271
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,964
with his physical therapy.
272
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,365
Do these angels exist?
273
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,244
I know an agency.
Let me arrange for them
274
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,080
Send a few people
Come see you.
275
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:49,406
Niles, I can't thank you enough.
276
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,154
I feel this is too much to bear
want to hug you.
277
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,145
Remember what your mother always said...
278
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,347
“The handshake is
as good as a hug."
279
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,516
Wise woman.
280
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,287
I've never been more impressed
281
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:07,124
with a person in my life.
282
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,793
Now, what was
Wrong with that?!
283
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,929
She's wrapping the joint.
284
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,531
Joint capsule.
285
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,033
She spent two years
with Mother Teresa.
286
00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:20,237
Oh, if I were Mother Teresa,
I'll check my jewelry box.
287
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,606
(the doorbell rings)
288
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,141
This is the last one.
289
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,111
Can you please try it
to keep an open mind?
290
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,147
Oh, hello.
291
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,317
Catch me with me
put your hand in the cookie box.
292
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,818
I'm Daphne. Daphne Moon.
293
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,320
Frasier crane.
294
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,832
Please come in. Thank you.
295
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,823
This is my father, Martin Crane.
296
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,059
Dad, this is Daphne Moon.
297
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,560
Nice to meet you.
298
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,874
Oh, and who could this be?
299
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,698
It's Eddie.
300
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,937
I call him Eddie Spaghetti.
301
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,506
Oh, he likes pasta?
302
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,741
No, he has worms.
303
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,748
Sit down, Miss Moon.
304
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,684
Daphne. Thank.
305
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,687
Oh, will you look at that?
306
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,889
What a comfortable chair.
307
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,991
Like I always say
308
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,828
Start with a good piece of work
and replace the rest
309
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,377
when you can afford it.
310
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,949
Yes, perhaps
you should start
311
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,873
by telling us a little bit
About yourself, Miss Moon?
312
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,043
Well, I'm from
Manchester, England.
313
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,456
Oh really? Did
Did you hear that, Dad?
314
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,513
I was three feet away.
315
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,850
nothing
wrong with my hearing.
316
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,954
I was just inside
America for several months
317
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,790
But I have quite a few
vast platform
318
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,327
in home care and
physical therapy
319
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,562
As you can see from my resume.
320
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,830
I...
321
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,032
You are one
police, right?
322
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,178
Yes. How do you know?
323
00:13:56,202 --> 00:14:01,205
I must confess,
I'm a bit psychotic.
324
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,008
It's no big deal.
325
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,277
Just the little things me
feeling about people.
326
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,545
I mean, it's not like me
can choose lottery.
327
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,581
If possible, me
won't talk
328
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,649
according to your preferences
329
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,117
right now?
330
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,686
Correct.
331
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,565
Maybe I should describe
missions around here.
332
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,767
You will be responsible for...
333
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,791
Oh, wait a minute.
334
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,025
I'm getting something about you.
335
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,827
You are a florist.
336
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,765
Are not. I'm a psychiatrist.
337
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,567
Yes, it comes and goes.
338
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:36,073
Usually it is the strongest
during my time of the month.
339
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,009
Oh, I guess I left one
Little secret out there
340
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,010
right?
341
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,379
It's safe with us.
342
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,656
Ah, Miss Moon, I think
we just learned about
343
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,086
everything we need to know about
you... and a little more.
344
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,363
Are you a dog?
345
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,697
Okay, we'll call
Miss Moon.
346
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,477
Why wait? You got the job.
347
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,634
Oh, great.
348
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,235
Sorry. Sorry.
349
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,104
Don't you forget?
a little something here?
350
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,273
You don't think we should
talk about this privately?
351
00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,641
Of course you should.
352
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,242
I completely understand.
353
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,044
I will go to the bathroom.
354
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,846
You have one, right?
355
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,148
Correct.
356
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,150
Oh, I love America.
357
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,199
Dad, what are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
358
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,733
You want me
choose one. I chose one.
359
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:27,468
But she's a kook.
I don't like her.
360
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:29,271
Well, what's the difference?
Does it work for you?
361
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,206
She would just be
here when you're not there.
362
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,964
So what is my problem?
363
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,633
Daphne...
364
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,535
You have been retained.
365
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,903
Oh, great.
366
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,572
I had a hunch.
367
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,874
Quelle was surprised.
368
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,077
I'll have my stuff shipped tomorrow.
369
00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:48,456
Oh, move in? Oh, I'm sorry.
370
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,258
There must be some
misunderstanding.
371
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,793
This is not a direct position.
372
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,684
Oh, baby. Yes, the
she's at the office...
373
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,296
Woman in
The agency was wrong.
374
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,031
This is just one
part-time position.
375
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,767
I'm afraid it's just
will not be successful.
376
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,923
Wait, Frasier.
377
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,069
Let's talk about this.
378
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,171
Dad, there's nothing more to discuss.
379
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,095
You two should talk about this
380
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,997
so I'll come back here
381
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,167
and enjoy more
about your African erotic art.
382
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,047
Daphne, I think it will
It's best for you to leave.
383
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,571
Oh, okay then.
384
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,806
Don't panic.
385
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,174
We will contact you.
386
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,044
If not by phone,
then through the toaster.
387
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,085
Dad, I don't have it
another person
388
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,486
live in this house.
389
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,799
Give me a good reason why not.
390
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,434
Well, there's one thing,
there is no place for her.
391
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,102
What about that room?
across from me in the hallway?
392
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,926
My research? You expected
Do I give up my studies?
393
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,027
Where do I read?
394
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,536
Where I work the most
thinking deeply?
395
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,131
Use cans as
rest of the world.
396
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,268
You will adjust.
397
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,537
I don't want to adjust.
398
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,038
I've adjusted enough.
399
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,173
I'm in a new city.
I have a new job.
400
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,853
I was separated
from my boy...
401
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,077
Which itself is
Enough to drive me crazy...
402
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,580
And now my dad and
His dog is living with me.
403
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,515
Okay, that's enough
on my plate, thank you.
404
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,450
The whole idea of
Bring someone in here
405
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,519
is to help me relax
burden, not add to it.
406
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,500
You hear that,
Eddie? We are a burden.
407
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,324
Oh, dad. Dad, you are
distort my words.
408
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,461
I mean the burden in that
the most positive meaning.
409
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,630
As in “Gee, what
a lovely burden?”
410
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,132
Something like that, yes.
411
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,068
Well, you're not the only one
Who was fooled here, you know.
412
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,036
Two years ago, me
Sailing towards retirement
413
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,905
and several punk robberies
a convenience store
414
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:22,974
put a bullet in my side.
415
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,207
Next thing you know
416
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,020
I'm trading my golf game
club for one of these.
417
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,522
Well, I have a plan,
you also know.
418
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,624
And this may come as one
Shocking for you, kid
419
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,427
but one of them
did not live with you.
420
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,061
I'm just trying to do it
the right thing here.
421
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,229
I'm trying to be a good son.
422
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,518
Don't worry, son.
423
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,198
After I'm gone, you
can live without guilt
424
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,900
know you're done
right next to your dad.
425
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,535
You think that's the thing
Is this what this is all about? Sin?
426
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,158
Right?
427
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,559
Of course!
428
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,073
But the problem is, me
did it. I took you in.
429
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,563
And I have news for you...
430
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,299
I wanted to do it,
because he is my father.
431
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,800
And how will you repay me?
432
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,581
Since you moved here
433
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,482
it was a ferocious attack
comment on this
434
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,551
or a little bit of intelligence
disappointed about that.
435
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,309
Okay, I tried my best to
make a home here for you.
436
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,879
And once... just once...
Will it kill you?
437
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,213
to say thank you?
438
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,616
What a terrible thank you.
439
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,168
Come on, Eddie.
440
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,229
It's past your dinner time.
441
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,965
I'm going out.
442
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,048
They have to move
the bathroom is closer to the studio!
443
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,718
We'll be right back
after these messages.
444
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,688
Can't I get it on tape?!
445
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,524
What is eating you?
446
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,292
Oh, I'm sorry.
447
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,606
Just this
with my father
448
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,742
and this person
he wants to rent.
449
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,000
I thought I had started
life with a clean slate...
450
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,503
I've got a photo of something
it will be like...
451
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,272
And then... I don't know.
452
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,441
Have you ever heard of Lupe Velez?
453
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,676
Who?
454
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,177
Lupe Velez.
455
00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:08,645
Movie stars of the 30s?
456
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,547
Yes...
457
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,349
Her career slipped
458
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,519
so she decided to do it
a final stab at immortality.
459
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,288
She thinks if she can't
remembered for her films
460
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,335
she will be missed
because of the way she died
461
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,093
and everything Lupe wants
has been remembered.
462
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,829
So she planned this
lavish suicide...
463
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:28,232
Flowers, candles, silk scarves
464
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,034
White satin dress, full hair
and makeup... the works.
465
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,605
She overdosed
medicine, lying in bed
466
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,440
and imagine how
beautiful she will look
467
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,243
on the front page of
tomorrow's newspaper.
468
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,711
Unfortunately
469
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,181
The pills don't work well
enchilada combination platter
470
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,317
she chose sadly
like her last meal.
471
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,819
She stumbled
472
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,255
to the bathroom, trips, and
head to the toilet
473
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,291
andthat'show they found her.
474
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,263
Is there any reason?
are you telling me this?
475
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,931
Correct.
476
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,067
Although anything is possible
didn't happen as we expected
477
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,869
Either way, they can handle it.
478
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,570
Remind me again
479
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,839
How does it work for Lupe
480
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,677
last seen with her
toilet inlet.
481
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,280
All she wants is
be remembered.
482
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,749
Do you ever forget that story?
483
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755
We are back.
484
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,556
Roz, who's our next caller?
485
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,092
We have Martin on line one.
486
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:32,429
He's having one
problem with his son.
487
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,130
Hello, Martin.
488
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,899
This is Dr. Frasier Crane.
489
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,367
I'm listening.
490
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,104
MARTIN: I'm a first-time caller.
491
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,943
Welcome to the program.
492
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,346
May I help you?
493
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,349
I just moved in with you
my son, and, uh...
494
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,351
it doesn't work.
495
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,854
there are many
tension between us.
496
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,489
I can imagine.
497
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,557
And why do you think so?
498
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,092
I guess I didn't see it
499
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,328
he had something completely new
life has been planned for yourself
500
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,364
and I got in the way.
501
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,933
Oh, these things
is a two-way street.
502
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,970
Maybe your son
not sensitive enough
503
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,572
to see how you are
life is changing.
504
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,940
You are right!
505
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,143
I told him
that since I got there!
506
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,646
I'm sure he is
Appreciate your candor.
507
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,047
Yeah, maybe sometimes
508
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,650
I should just study
How do I keep my trap closed?
509
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:30,420
That's good advice for all of us.
510
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,756
Anything else?
511
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,258
Yes. I'm worried
My son doesn't know
512
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:38,461
which I really appreciate
what he did for me.
513
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,463
Why don't you tell him?
514
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,366
You know how it is
with fathers and sons.
515
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,702
You are in trouble
say those things.
516
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,404
Okay, if it helps
517
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:51,708
I doubt your son
already know how you feel.
518
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,246
That's all?
519
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,248
Yes, I guess so.
520
00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,750
Thank you, Dr. Crane.
521
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,251
My pleasure, Martin.
522
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,819
Did you hear what I said?!
523
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,487
I said thank you!
524
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,189
Yes, I heard.
525
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,761
Uh... Dr. Crane?
526
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,942
We have Claire on line four.
527
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,900
She is having problems
get over a relationship
528
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:19,702
Hello, Claire.
529
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,638
I'm listening.
530
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:25,042
I'm... well, I'm a mess.
531
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,746
Eight months ago, me
My boyfriend and I broke up
532
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:31,949
and I can't get over it.
533
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,352
The pain will not go away.
534
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,754
Like I'm inside
mourning or something.
535
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,957
Claire, youare in mourning
536
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,561
but you do not mourn
the loss of your boyfriend.
537
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,196
You are mourning the loss
538
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:50,100
about what you think
Your life will be like that.
539
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:52,569
Let it go.
540
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:56,139
Things don't always work out
Find out what your plan looks like
541
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,742
That's not necessarily bad.
542
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:02,679
Everything has a way
anyway.
543
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:06,850
Have you ever
Have you heard of Lupe Velez?
544
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,626
♪ Hey baby, I hear you
The blues is calling ♪
545
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:19,462
♪ Mixed salad
and scrambled eggs ♪
546
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:20,664
♪ Oh my god ♪
547
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,799
♪ And maybe me
seems a bit confused ♪
548
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:25,636
♪ Maybe so, but
I have bound you ♪
549
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,637
( laugh)
550
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,306
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪
551
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:33,477
♪ With things thrown away
salad and scrambled eggs ♪
552
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,146
♪ They called again. ♪
553
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:38,148
Good night,
Seattle! We love you!
554
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:43,620
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